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Subject |
Jokes
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Pianist |
Note from a pianist to her husband :
" Gone Chopin, Bach in a minuet. " |
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Singer |
How do you call someone who hangs
around with musicians ? A lead singer ! |
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Singer |
What do you call a rock singer in a
three piece suit ? A defendant ! |
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Pianist |
How was your piano lesson ? Fine
and my teacher is so religious !
How's that ? Everytime I play, he cries
" Oh, my God, my God ! " |
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Voice |
My voice is very rich ! Yes it is true,
why don't you retire it ? |
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Singing |
Whenever I sing I cry. Why do you sing ?
So I can cry ... Why do you cry ?
Because I can't sing ! |
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Singing |
I'm going away to study singing !
Good for you, how far away ? |
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Singing |
How can I get better at singing ?
Open your mouth wider and
throw yourself into it ! |
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Singing |
How about a song ? I only sing in my
shower. Don't sing many often, do you ? |
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Singing |
Where did you learn to sing ?
Correspondence school ! You sure
didn't go to your mailbox too often ! |
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